Wouldn’t it be fabulous if this were a blog about overseas travel or the excitement of a wild romance? Well, it’s not. But surely a close second is hearing the shallow surface thoughts of a plump hairy woman sitting at work, bored out of her mind, investigating how blogging applications work so she can rip off all their good ideas when she creates her own one.
So I shall begin.
- I am eating extra strong peppermint tic tacs. They are very spicy hot and are making my nose drip.
- I am bored and restless and don’t feel like working on anything…even this. I think that might be because it is windy.
- It is windy.
- My workmates can hear me crunching my tic tacs. I don’t have the patience today to suck them (the tics tacs).
- I really need to be more motivated, lose weight, become pretty, win lots of money and finish things.
It is done.